Stuperheroes

Episode One: A Firefly and a Terrible Fall

"La La La La La La" (sung to the tune of the Smurf song)

Spaced Girl Hero skips through the grassy meadow behind the Denny's on Third singing the Smurf song. Night has fallen and a firefly has distracted our sexy stuperhero and she has completely forgotten she was supposed to meet Benny and Clever Girl for late night munchies. Bright shiny things are to our stuperhero as kryptonite is to Stuperman, and she is rendered thoughtless and helpless by the invitingly brightly lit firefly.


Unable to see anything but that pretty firefly Spaced is unaware of the HUGE GAPING HOLE that lies directly in her path. The glow of hellfire illuminates the pit and smoke curls from the Seventh Circle of Hell as she ignorantly frolics directly towards the hole. I just can't watch!


:::Author winces and turns away from the scene she is recording:::



What will happen next? Tune in next time for the continuation of this tale.....