Stuperheroes

"SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!" Spaced wails with great shock and surprise as she steps right into the yawning abyss of evil and plummets helplessly towards her afterlife! "Curse that pretty fireflyyyyyyyyyyy! Why couldn't I have been entranced by the flickering of the DENNY'S SIIIIIIIIIIIIGN???!!!"


Spaced Girl Hero falls...and falls...and falls....and falls... "How deep is this damn thing anyway?" She mutters as she drops swiftly, her long, silky black hair that all the men adore streaming above her.


"Clever Girl, you whore! Where are yoooooooooooooooouuuuuuu?"


Can I open my eyes now? Okay then. Will Spaced Girl Hero be trapped in the fiery depths of the Seventh Circle of Hell, never to tempt us with her stuperhero lusciousness again? Will Clever Girl realize that Spaced never made it to the Denny's on Third or will Benny's steady supply of bifters cloud her mind? Won't someone call Lassie to get Timmy out of the well? Oops, sorry, wrong adventure series. Well good citizens, tune in next time for more thrills and chills with 'The Adventures of Spaced Girl Hero and Clever Girl Assassin.'