Stuperheroes

Episode 2: Get With It Clever Girl!!!


A faint voice in the distance....


"Help....help......help....or I swear someone's gonna get a size seven up their......"


The Bitch Light shines brightly in the night sky. Somewhere in the distance a faint voice cries for help. The Denny's sign flickers brightly outside as Clever Girl Assassin sits waiting (not so patiently) for the arrival of Spaced Girl Hero and their Ever Ready Sidekick, Benny the Bunny Vibrator.

Dressed in her standard crime fighting gear (pink leather leotard and spiky six inch leather stiletto heels, Prada--only the best for this stuper crime fighter), this wild eyed redhead is all business.


Clever Girl Assassin is in an obvious state of turmoil. "What can I do Benny?" She asks of her pint size friend who hops up to their usual spot at the Denny's on Third. "I know Spaced Girl is in trouble but if we go to her just now-" :::pauses for dramatic effect::: "I'll have to eat TAKE OUT!"


GASP!


Will Clever Girl Assassin rescue Spaced Girl Hero, or will she languish perpetually in the Seventh Circle of Hell so Clever Girl can avoid her worst nightmare--Take-Out????

GASP!!!

Tune in next time, dear readers, for the continuation of this story.....