Stuperheroes

Episode 2.5 The Rescue of Spaced Girl Hero


We last left Clever Girl Assassin at the Denny's on third, facing the horrifying idea of Take-Out


GASP!


Dropping her head into her hands Clever Girl is definitely shaken. "And do you wanna know the worst part Benny?" she says, looking up with her big green eyes. "I almost started biting my nails I'm so worried!!"

GASP!


Crushing out his cigarette Benny blows a large puff of smoke into the air and right at Clever Girl.

Cough! Cough! Gasp! Wheeze! Gasp!

Obviously annoyed she says "Really Benny, can't you quit?" in that accusing smart-assy kinda way.


"Actually gingernut," he purrs in his soft, low, sexy voice; the kind that just vibrates your ears. "Go fuck yourself." He smirks, giving his pearls a twist.


Just then the waitress appears with their drinks. "Your tea, and for your...a...a...a..." the waitress stammers, staring straight at the two foot tall vibrator. "What are you?" She gasps, reaching out to touch his soft pliable surface.


Twisting a bit and twitching his ears, Benny blushes.


"You really are that good aren't you?" The waitress inquires, instantly warming to his obvious charm.


"Keep your Alans on." He remarks with a quick zip to hi.


Whhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrr


"I'll meet you later doll; until then give me two clubs with everything to go." Lighting a bifter he calmly awaits the storm.


"TO GO??" Clever Girl asks in obvious disgust. Reconsidering this tactic, she continues in a lower, calmer, sexier voice. "But my digestive system is a bit delicate and..."


"To go." Benny says with a quick wink to the waitress. "We have work to do and today we will put aside that work to save our most trusted friend and confidant. We must save her from the very depths of hell!"


"Who?" Clever Girl asks as she mindlessly sweetens her tea.


"CLEVER GIRL, YER AS USELESS AS TITS ON A BULL!"


"Oh yeah. " She teases in the same voice that got her the Ferrari 360 parked outside.


Tune in next time for the actual rescue of Spaced Girl Hero..........