Stuperheroes

While Clever Girl Assassin is foostering about, doing Goddess knows what; a desperately lonely Captain Jack paces back and forth on his perch at the Fortress of Sanity squawking “Fuck off, ya bastards!” Meanwhile, our former damsel in distress now sits comfortably at the Liffey wondering what the hell happened to Clever Girl Assassin and their pint size vibrating British friend….

“Soon I learned that bricks and stones won’t drive the Brits away…it wasn’t long before I joined the IRA….”

Sitting at the table reserved for our favorite stuperheroes in front of the stage where the Wild Colonial Bhoys sing Irish songs of rebellion Spaced Girl Hero lights a cigarette and briefly wishes she were in Amsterdam. As she sits perched on a stool she sips her pint of Guinness and chuckles quietly to herself. Her black leather stuperhero leotard with her whip firmly lashed to her hip attracts a lot of attention as a crowd of Man-boys flock around her, begging to be dominated. She smiles a coy smile and tosses her raven tresses over her shoulder before telling them to fuck off. She giggles as they slink away like whipped dogs, knowing they will return before the evening is over. No man can resist her mesmerizing black eyes—and we mean that literally as mesmerizing men with those beautiful eyes is one of her stuperpowers. Singing along to the music her mind wanders….

“I can’t believe Clever Girl is still looking for me, she’s killed off one too many brain cells with all those bifters. Of course, apparently I have too seeing as how I sat on that damn outcropping of stone halfway between the Seventh Circle of Hell and the Denny’s on Third for three days before I realized I could just fly my ass out. Knowing Clever Girl, she probably took a detour to buy some shoes and forgot all about little ‘ol me. Well, we’ll just see how long it takes her to find me once she realizes I’ve stolen her Cappuccino Maker of Death!"

Will Clever Girl figure out that Spaced has rescued herself, or is she too busy bitching about having to eat take out to notice? Tune in next time, good citizens for the next installment of this story.