Stuperheroes

The conclusion of Episode 3...

We left Spaced Girl Hero at the Liffey, as she laughs a wicked laugh and orders another Guinness. Then, she spies someone who desperately needs her help. At the other end of the bar a woman is seeking to escape the unwanted attention of a very inebriated Man-boy. Moving so fast she is nothing more than a gust of wind she suddenly stands before him, her trust whip in hand.

“You’re some can of piss aren’t you?” She asks the pitiful excuse for a man that stands swaying before her. “Why is it that you Man-boys always seem to think that just because a woman is attractive that gives you the right to put your hands all over her?”

Not bothering to wait for a response---it was a rhetorical question after all, she could really care less what this witless testosterone filled Man-boy thinks—she looks deep into his eyes and he falls into a coma-like trance. Cracking her whip, she wraps it around him tightly, pulling him to the door. Cracking it again she flings the bewildered Man-boy onto the pavement. As she returns to her table, the woman runs up to her, her eyes shining with gratitude and adoration.

“Spaced Girl Hero, how can I ever thank you for saving me from that horrible drunken Man-boy?”

“There is no need to thank me. It is my destiny to save all women from the dreaded Man-boy and all the other stupervillains like him. Go now, and be afraid no more.”

Returning to her table Spaced Girl lights up another cigarette, again wishing she was in Amsterdam, and sips the Guinness the waitress brought her on the house. Tapping her foot to the lively music of ‘What’s Left of the Flag’ she awaits the arrival of Clever Girl Assassin.

Will Clever Girl ever find her partner in crime fighting or will Spaced Girl Hero be doomed to a life without a stuper crime fighting partner? Tune into the next episode to find out the thrilling conclusion to this tale.