Stuperheroes

Episode Four:: Reunited!


We left Spaced Girl Hero at the Liffey, getting bolloxed on the bevvies.

Meanwhile……..

Benny hops into his customized holster strapped securely to Clever Girl’s back. “This is so damn embarrassing.” He moans.

“Perk up little bunny, there is more to be worried about. We still have to find Spaced Girl Hero and rescue her from the clutches of evil.”

“Why, did the Evangelical Christians try their brainwashing ray on her again?” Benny asks as Clever Girl launches into the air, heading towards the spot where she last heard Spaced Girl Hero’s desperate cry for help.

“As far as I can tell she is nowhere to be found, and yet the Bitch Light still shines brightly. Where is Spaced? Where oh where could she be…..cough cough…oh goddess I gotta quit smoking!” Circling the sky Clever Girl spots the Liffey below and decides to whet her whistle.

“NOOOO!” Benny screams over the sound of the rushing wind. “Must resist the call of BEVVIES!!”

“Just a drink Benny, I’ve got cotton mouth something fierce.” Clever Girl wheezes as she lands perfectly on the pavement outside their favorite Irish pub. “My stuperpowers are tingling; I sense Spaced is close at hand.”

Walking into the candlelit pub Clever Girl spots Spaced at their table surrounded by a pack of Man-boys. “You WHORE!!” She yells, running up to her partner in stuper crime fighting.

“Spaced, how did you get here?” Clever Girl cries, throwing her arms around her fellow stuperhero, knocking a desperate looking bloke off of the bar stool next to Spaced in the process. “I was just about to come find you!”

Now that our stuperheroes have been reunited, what weird and wacky adventures will they get into next??? Tune in again next time good citizens to The Adventures of Spaced Girl Hero and Clever Girl Assassin!!!