Stuperheroes

Revenge of the Dick Part 1

Tune in good citizens as our stuper crime fighting gals have just been reunited at the Liffey...

"It's about damn time woman! What are you, the U.S. Cavalry, comin’ in when the battle’s almost over? Don't tell me you had to stop and tame a pack of wild shoes again; you've already used that excuse once this week. And Benny, I'm disappointed in you, it's your job to keep Clever Girl on track when I'm not around."


"Ask me bollocks Spaced, a bloke’s gotta be dog wide when this coppertop spots a shoe sale. I’m too bloody fond of me ears to lose them when Clever Girl ‘as a go at me. All the birds say it's all about me ears you know."


To demonstrate, Benny signals the waitress by vibrating his ears wildly and she is instantly drawn to him.


"Why what big vibrating ears you have." She says with appreciation as she strokes them.


"All the better to pleasure you with me dear." He purrs.


"I get off at two, you should come find me then."


"It's a date baby." He replies, lighting up a bifter before ordering an Irish whiskey.


"Benny, what the hell are you doing? Where do you think we are, Amsterdam? Put that out."


Reluctantly Benny extinguishes the bifter. "Jaysus Spaced, you don’t have to make a holy show of it. What is it with you and Amsterdam anyway? We get it, it's legal there, lay off already!"


“Will you talk some sense into this git?” Spaced asks Clever Girl who has been too busy admiring her new Prada’s to follow the conversation.


But before she can reply, agent Dick Stroker suddenly bursts into the bar. "Ah-hah! I have you in my clutches, surrender yourselves to me now! Resistance is futile!" He exclaims dramatically, pulling his semiautomatic Testosterone Gun from his trench coat and pointing it right at our stuperheroes.


Great Goddess good citizens, how will our heroes get out of this conundrum????? Tune in next time dear readers, to the chilling conclusion to this tale!