Stuperheroes

As Spaced is spanking Agent Dick Stroker with her Cat O Nine Tails, Clever Girl Assassin chases a vile Man-boy who is attempting to escape....



Grabbing the man-boy just as he reaches the door Clever Girl Assassin yanks him back inside, pulling him close to her breasts.


“So pathetic, so, so sad and pathetic,” she purrs into his ear as she presses his head into her heaving bosom slowly suffocating him. Fainting from lack of O2…


“What!” Clever Girl looks annoyingly to the Author…

Who at this moment is hovering inches above the stuperfriends table trying desperately to avoid the groping ears of an overly pickled and smoked Benny.


“It’s not lack of oxygen that got him! It’s the snoozafier…. here, see…” She says leaning forward revealing a tiny spray nozzle peaking out between her supple... “It’s hooked into my Gadgo-Bra… Cool huh?” Chirps Clever Girl. Not really caring to hear the answer she leaves the man-boy lying in a clump near the door and returns to the table where Spaced is once again arguing with Benny over the price of grass in Amsterdam.


“What happened to Agent Stroker?” Clever Girl asks, glancing around the pub.


Startled, Spaced looks up. “Shit, I don’t know, last thing I remember was Benny rolling this nice fat bifter…”


“You’re hopeless woman!” Clever Girl sits down to a fresh pint of Guinness, not too worried about the bumbling Agent Stroker’s escape, there are more important matters that needed attending to.


"You just can't stand to see anyone else take center stage can you? I have to admit that it was your narcissistic ass that made me like you in the first place." Clever Girl remarks grudgingly.


"Bitch you need to learn to share, just like Angelina Jolie should share." Spaced says with just a slight degree of sarcasm. "I tell you what, you stop whining over missing that shoe sale last year and I'll let you have a minute or two on center stage all by yourself, deal?"


"Well, all I know is, there’s a shoe sale tomorrow and I don't care if Bush does send this country to hell before then, I'm not missing it." Once again Clever Girl is completely sidetracked at the mention of shoes.


Slowly sipping foam from the head of the tall dark one she thinks long and hard... what to wear with that Gucci bag?


MEANWHILE, IN HOWARD STERN'S LAIR...


(Cheesy 70's porn music plays in background)

A panting and disheveled Agent Stroker stumbles into Howard Stern's Penthouse of Objectification. Master Stern is bent over a chair where he is being spanked by a skanky blond wielding a large sausage.


"I assume Agent Stroker that your mission failed." Howard remarks with disgust as the skanky blond handcuffs him to the bedpost.


"Yes sir." Agent Stroker replies shamefully.


"You are an idiot Stroker. The fact that you keep allowing these women to best you sickens me. No more sausage," he instructs the skanky blond. "Fetch the cottage cheese."


Agent Stroker squirms with great discomfort as he knows of Master Stern's many strange fetishes. He fervently hopes that he will be dismissed before Howard requests the Icy/Hot and a waffle iron.


"No matter, you are momentarily relieved of duty. You leave me no other option. I must resort to our secret weapon if these girls are to ever be tamed. You are obviously incompetent to accomplish such a task."


Agent Stroker gasps. "Not the Secret Weapon! Surely things can't be that dire!"


"Yes, it is time we taught these girls a lesson. Prepare the Secret Weapon immediately."


"Yes Master Stern, as you wish." Agent Stroker replies reluctantly and slinks off to perform for his Master like a well-trained monkey.


"How about that Icy/Hot?" He asks the skanky blond.


"Right here Master, do you wish me to fetch the waffle iron as well?"


"Of course, slave, and hurry." As his slave rushes to do his bidding Howard chuckles to himself. He can't wait to order Spaced and Clever Girl to fulfill his every sick, food related fantasy. He might even bring out the eggs and corned beef hash for such a special occasion. He could not possibly fail once Stroker released his Secret Weapon.


What is Howard Stern's 'Secret Weapon?' Will our heroines survive this next attack? Will Simon Delivers cut Howard from their route? Tune in next time for the exciting adventures of Spaced Girl Hero and Clever Girl Assassin.