Stuperheroes

After closing the Liffey (yet again) our stuperheroes find themselves re-cooping in their renovated fire station, aptly titled The Fortress of Sanity. Unlike the cavernous Penthouse of Objectification, The Fortress of Sanity is a lush paradise playground.


Lounging on a plush pink chaise, in her strawberry shortcake jammies, Clever Girl sips ever so contently on a mimosa. Spaced Girl, having just dumped half a gallon of bubble bath into the hot tub, is now almost completely submerged in bubbles.


"What the fuck Spaced? You trying to hide Benny in there or what?" Clever Girl asks with exasperation, snickering to herself.


"Fuckin' 'ell, you two are a riot. You know I can't be completely submerged." Benny replies as he hops into the room.


"Girl, you know I wanna look good for the Travis Fimmel expo tonight." Spaced says as she whips a leg up on the side of the hot tub spilling copious amounts of bubbles onto the already saturated floor.


"Goddess, I need a pedicure. I have just let myself go... being stuck on that out cropping so long." She remarks as the sarcasm drips from her words like the soapy bubbles drip from her naked body. As she emerges from the hot tub she wraps herself into a black silky robe.


"For fuck’s sake, don't tell me you are actually going to go." Benny comments through the thick smoke encircling his bulbous head.


"I for one think we deserve a night off, especially if there's some eye candy involved and Travis Fimmel is as good as it gets." Clever Girl pulls off a fuzzy slipper to admire her own hot pink pedicure. "You know I've been his number one fan for like EVER! It's about damn time I get some recognition for all that fan mail."



Benny gives a twist of his pearls…


"ZzzzzzzzzzziiiiPPPPPP"

…then quips, "Who’d a thunk a Ferrari 360 could be classified as fan mail."


"Don't forget the leather chaps you crammed in the glove box." Spaced says settling in with a Kalua and coffee.



"Ohhhhh YES!" Clever Girl exclaims as she runs her hands up and down her body, "just thinking of him in his chaps.... eeeeeeehhhhhh…" She squeals, running from the room to return moments later with a pair of pink fuzzy handcuffs. "I can't wait." She says bouncing up and down with anticipation, her breasts bouncing right along with her.