Stuperheroes

Spaced Girl Hero, sitting alone on the roof, is contemplating the meaning of life and rubbing Captain Jack’s eye socket. Meanwhile, Clever Girl is again nestled in her pink satin sheets mindlessly stroking Benny's ears and twirling a red ringlet around her finger.


"Oh Benny, what would we do without you?” She asks rhetorically. “So many settings, so little time."


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Benny swings his head in a circle, twitching his ears seductively.


"You know, if Spaced thinks she's gonna move in on my Travis, she's got another thing coming."


“Well, while you birds are having a go over Travis, I’ll be in me tower gettin’ buckled.” Benny remarks, hopping up the stairs. Grabbing a can of Arthurs from his own personal bar, he lights up a bifter, and does a little contemplating of his own.


"How many licks does it take to get to the center?" He asks of no-one as he sits alone in the high tower of the stuper hero's hang out. Lighting up yet another bifter, he sips contentedly on his Guinness.


Then, in a rare moment of lucidity, he begins to mumble. "If string theory is the answer to linking general relativity and quantum mechanics, then it must be true there are different dimensions. And if that be the case, what’s keeping me from falling through the floor and landing in another world all together?" He asks as a wave of paranoia hits.


Quivering with fear, he crushes out his bifter and tosses the last of his drink from the open window before hopping to the pole that links the different levels of the Fortress in one easily accessible escape route.


"And why is it that I seem to be the only two foot walking, talking, vibrating rabbit?" He asks, suddenly feeling lonely.


"Are you coming with us?" Clever Girl yells up to Benny, whose ears she sees through the round opening to the level above.


"You birds are as dense as bottled shite! It’s a bogey I tell ya!" He scowls back.


Clever Girl shrugs her shoulders and mutters, "He's been a fucker ever since he got his ears stuck in the Hoover."


Is the Travis Fimmel Expo really a bogey? Have the girls lost their logic to their raging hormones? Will they find out about Howard's secret weapon before it is too late? Stay tuned for the answers to these questions and a whole lot more!