Stuperheroes

While the Girls are fondling, drooling, and panting over what they think is the real Travis Fimmel Benny is skulking about in the Fortress of Sanity…


“Captain Ja-ack! Where are ye?” Benny calls out to the psychotic cockatoo as he hops through the Fortress.


“Captain Jack, stop acting like a Baluba…I got a Bag of Taytos for ye…ya worthless git.” He mumbles that last bit under his breath so Captain Jack will think he wants to play nice and then when he comes out of hiding…Ka-Pow!


Unfortunately for Benny, Captain Jack is smarter than the average bird--thanks to his run in with retro viral DNA sludge—and is not fooled by this weak charade.


“AAAAAAWWWK! AAAAAWWWK! Walk the plank… Aaaaaawwwwk… Yer a bastard!!!… AAAAWWWK!”


Swooping down from the tower Captain Jack snatches the Bag of Taytos and is gone again before Benny has a chance to shove him into the box labeled ‘To Siberia’ and pop him in the mail.


“BOLLOCKS!”


Meanwhile…in the limo…


The stuper chicks have managed to plop both of their hard, tight asses onto Travis’ lap. Clever Girl strokes his long silky hair while Spaced is unbuttoning his shirt to caress his stuper muscular chest.


“Oh Travis… you’re bloody gorgeous aren’t you… mmmm… such a delectable tasty treat for me to devour…” Clever Girl moans as she kisses his neck and reaches down to check the size of his package…


“YOU?! Hell no!” Spaced exclaims, slapping Clever Girls hand. “He’s mine damn it! GET OFF!”


Reaching over Travis, Clever Girl shoves Spaced backwards and she tumbles to the floor of the limo. Her Mesmerizing Eyes flashing with jealous rage she reaches up to grab a handful of Clever Girl’s hair to pull her to the floor when suddenly, the stuper chicks start coughing uncontrollably.


COUGH… COUGH… HACK… COUGH… Hairball… COUGH!


“What is it my stuper loves?” Travis exclaims fearfully, his voice so sexy… so sultry...


“Mmmmmmmmmmmmm…”


“God Damn it!” Clever Girl starts to address the Author but is overtaken by yet another uncontrollable coughing fit.


COUGH COUGH GASP WHEEZE COUGH COUGH!!!!


“You’re drooling… COUGH COUGH COUGH WHEEZE… on me… WHEEZE COUGH… you BITCH!! That’s… BARK… COUGH… just GROSS!”


BIG BARKING COUGH!!


“Besides…” Spaced attempts to interject but…


WHEEZE! GASP! COUGH!


“Something has gone… COUGH COUGH... horribly wrong!”


Spaced Girl pauses to pant and wheeze for a minute before resuming her dire declaration.


“We’re supposed to be…


GAG COUGH COUGH WHEEZE


“…impervious to disease!!!”


“Great Goddess Spaced Girl, BANG ON!!” The Author exclaims after wiping a substantial amount of drool from Clever Girl’s wild red tresses and from in between her luscious, firm, supple breasts…


“You enjoyed that a bit too much… COUGH WHEEZE…”


The Author ignores that comment and shouts dramatically, “TO THE HOSPITAL!!”


Once again back to the Fortress of Sanity…


Benny the Bunny sits dejected and alone in the Fortress of Sanity smoking furiously, when he senses a disturbance in the force!


GASP!!


"Bloody 'ell!" He suddenly cries with great consternation. "While I've been foostering about those birds have fallen into a trap! I knew it was a bogey!"


Nearly brickin’ it now, he hits his bifter again… and again… and once more… until he's calmed himself.


"Well, old chap, I haven't a baldy as to what you can do about it, seeing as how yer not mobile and all."


Thus, absolutely helpless, Benny sits back, lights up another bifter, and waits for the Stuper Chicks to return.
Will the Girls figure out that Travis is actually a Boy-droid? Will our stuperheroes discover who has infected them with this horribly diabolical disease? Will Spaced cough up a lung on Clever Girl? Will the Author cop another feel? Tune in next time for the continuation of this exciting saga!