Stuperheroes

Dear faithful readers and good citizens,

The Author apologizes for the extended pause between adventures. Our vile arch nemesis Howard Stern, in a fit of rage over our depiction of him in our adventures, has hacked into the Author's computer and temporarily kidnapped our files. As soon as we break into the Penthouse of Objectification and steal them back, we will begin posting again. We apologize for any inconvenience or heartbreak this extended hiatus has caused.

Much love from the Girls,
The Author