Stuperheroes

As our stuperchicks are enjoying their new Boy Toy and a well-deserved break, Benny and Captain Jack are up to their usual antics....


"Captain Ja-ack!...Ye ball bag..." Benny mutters the last part under his breath lest Captain Jack catch on to his evil sceme. "I got a bag of taytos for ye." He calls out to the psychotic bird.


Benny sits in silence for a few moments, anxiously waiting for Captain Jack to swoop down and attempt to steal the potatoes so that he could snatch up the bloody thing and stuff him into a box labeled "To Siberia"


"Awwwck! Blimey Bastard...Awwwck...Off me nut!" Captain Jack cries out as he swiftly dive bombs Benny, scoops up the taytos and flies up and out of reach before Benny can get his hands on him.


"Ye bloody cunt!" Benny cries, looking up to where Captian Jack perches in the rafters of the garage. Too late he spies the one ton safe hanging precariously from a fraying rope directly above his head.


With a loud....


AWWWCK!


Captain Jack bites the rope and the safe plunges on top of our Vibrating British friend


SPLAT!!!!


Oh dear, what ever will become of the stuperhero's pint size Arthur's-guzzling, bifter-smoking sidekick? Tune in later folks for the continuation of this drama.....