Stuperheroes

Note from the Author...

The Author would like to sincerely apologize as she posted the wrong episode last time. The Pleasure Vault was supposed to come after the continutation of Clever Girl's New Toy. She apparently smoked quite the bifter before posting the last episode and her mind was a bit fuzzy.

So, without further ado, here is the continutation of Clever Girl's New Toy to be followed by The Pleasure Vault so that the episodes will be in the proper order.

We last left Clever Girl plunging from the heavens after the horrible realization that chickens can't actually fly....

Falling rapidly Clever Girl sends out a desperate call to her over sexed partner in stuper crime fighting.


"Spaced Girl, I NEED YOU!!!"

Landing with a crunch she's able to regain her feet and drag Marshall behind his tralier. she knows her only hope is to find the Disguisamator. Luckily it isn't too far from where she landed.

Concentrating, she remembers... her once firm buttocks, her slender waist, her luscious breasts.

And POOOOFFF!!!

She is once again the second sexiest stuperhero to ever walk the earth!

"Wait just one damn minute!"

Clever Girl rudely interrupts the flow of the story to glare at the Author.

"Hey, don't yell at me, Spaced Girl slipped me a bill to say that. If you have a better offer, we can negotiate."

Cursing under her breath, Clever Girl pulls two bills out of her Gadgo-Bra and hands them to the Author.

Taking the bills, the Author slips them into her thigh high Prada's and rewrites that last bit....

....World's sexiest stuperhero to boot!

"That's better.!" Clever Girl remarks.

Grabbing her new and ever so pasty boy toy Clever Girl is finally able to take to the sky properly.

Speeding towards the Fortress of Sanity and ULTIMATE PLEASURE Clever Girl now knows nothing can stand in her way.

CRACK!!!

The Disguisamator spontaneously fires and Marshall Mathers is now an enormous pink elephant.

Plummeting from the sky Clever Girl struggles to maintain her grip on her now ever so pink elephant lover and the Disguisamator....

When suddenly another loud CRACK and Marshall is now the 3 foot bunny vibrator Clever Girl fondly knows as Benny.

"How 'bout a nice shorty and a bifter, eh Clever Girl?" He croons.

Reversing her downward trajectory Clever Girl is once again able to gain altitude and while struggling to recalibrate the Disguisamator it again CRACKS loudly and Marshall's apperance changes one again...

This time he's a sleek black penguin. Slipping between her well manicured hands he falls rapidly to his death.

"No!!!!!" Clever Girl screams, diving madly towards her lusty penguin boy.

"Buster, oh Buster!" Marshall screeches, trying desperately to cover his eyes with his wings.

Finally catching up to him Clever Girl shakes the penguin formerly known as Slim Shady and yells, "Snap out of it! Think damn you! Think of the man you once were!!"

"Oh Buster!" He cries out.

SMACK!!!

Clever Girl cuffs him upside the head. "Snap out of it! You self indulgent pity monger!"

Searching desperately for her extra batteries she realizes the only solution is to make a manual adjustment....

"Mmmmmm manual adjustment..."

But where are the batteries???? Clever Girl always carries extras...She's just clever like that.

"Damn Spaced Girl and her ever debilitating battery addiction!!!"

Oh, great Goddess, what is our poor stuperhero to do? Will Spaced respond to Clever Girl's ever so desperate call for help and bring her batteries in just the nick of time? Or will Marshall forever be trapped in the body of a penguin resembling his favorite stuffy Buster? Tune in next time Good Citizens for the continuation of this spine tingling adventure!