Stuperheroes

Okay, good citizens. Here again is the episode The Pleasure Vault. If you read it the first time The Author posted it, sorry to repeat it again, but now at least the episodes are in the proper order. And if you haven't read it yet, enjoy!

While Spaced Girl Hero is at the Liffey trying to obliterate the images burned into her mind from the previous episode with pint after pint of Guinness and Clever Girl Assassin is stranded with the penguin formerly known as Slim Shady, cursing Spaced Girl for stealing her batteries, we move to the Fortress of Sanity……
 
Alone once again, Benny sits next to a brimming ashtray, rolling a bifter, drinking a Johnny-jump-up and bemoaning his lack of companionship.
 
“Well don’t I feel nifty! I’m really tired of sitting here pulling me plum like a muppet. Even when I’m off me face it still hurts. Just because I’m a Rabbit doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings.” He sniffles. Not one to sit around cnawvshawling for long, he decides to look on the bright side. “Well Benny, that’s enough blather! Forget those Lady Mucks; I’m off to the Liffey!”
 
Knowing that one of the Super Chicks will be gummin’ for a pint and hit the Liffey for bevvies sooner or later, Benny figures he may as well just head there and wait.
 
Meanwhile, at the Liffey.....
 
(Irish Rock plays)
"For there are many ways to kill a man they say with bayonet ax and sword...."
 
Spaced Girl Hero sits at a special VIP table in front of the stage where The Wild Colonial Bhoys are crooning to their favorite Super Chick when she senses a disturbance in the Force.
 
"Fucking 'ell!"  She cries, leaping from her stool.  "Clever Girl Assassin is in dire need of batteries!  I must save her!  To the Vault!"
 
Yet again our stuperhero streaks through the blackened sky, nothing more than a blur in the moonlight. She reaches the Fortress of Sanity quickly and runs towards her sexroom, I mean bedroom. As she walks by the bed she sees the now limp Travis and pauses to touch him fondly with tears in her eyes.
 
“Soon my lust, soon.” She murmurs. “But first, it is up to me to ensure that Clever Girl's new toy is restored to his lusty muff puff self before it is too late!”
 
Moving towards her closet (which is the size of this Author’s apartment thank you very much!) she casts a furtive glance around the room with her eyes of night. Satisfied that no one is there to witness her access the Vault she turns back to the closet. Opening the door she walks in past the rows and rows of shoes and into the aisles of clothing hanging neatly in color coded sections. With one more nervous look around she pushes aside some of the clothes revealing what appears to be nothing more than an ordinary wall. With a whispered command in code the virtual wall vanishes, revealing a steel door with a large combination lock on it. Quickly she dials the secret code, one she will NEVER reveal to anyone not even Clever Girl, and the door slides open.
 
WHOOOOOSH!
 
Spaced steps onto the marble floor of her Pleasure Vault, her heels echoing in the silence, and stands with pride in the middle of the Vault, admiring her extensive collection of toys and stockpile of batteries in every size.

Vibrators and sex toys of every imaginable kind line three of the thirty foot high marble walls. The fourth wall houses the batteries that are protected by state of the art security devices stolen from the armies of every country in the world. Lasers, trip wires, alarms, and vials of mustard seed protect her precious stash of batteries and woe be to anyone whose feet tread on this hallowed ground. Disabling the security device she pauses momentarily, trying to recall what size batteries the Disguisamator requires.
 
Selecting four of the especially coveted AA’s (for her Jackrabbit) she quickly rearms the security devices and reprograms the door of the vault.
 
As she heads for the front door to save her stuper crime fighting partner's new toy from life as a penguin she briefly wonders where Benny could be.
 
“Don’t worry Clever Girl, I’m CUMMMING for you!” She cries into the darkness as she takes flight once again.
 
Within a few short minutes Spaced flies into L.A. Coming over the top of a mountain the bright lights of the City of Angels dance before our stuperhero and she feverishly tries to resist the lure of their twinkling brilliance.

"Must not look.  Must find Clever Girl.  Must save Marshall..."  Despite her best efforts Spaced is captivated by the bright shiny lights and begins to veer off course.


Crash! Pow! Ka-Bam!


Spaced slams smack dab into the Hollywood sign and falls to the ground! 


Will Spaced regain consciousness or will poor Slim Shady be doomed to spend the rest of his life as a penguin?  Please won't somebody wake her?

Note from the Author...

The Author would like to sincerely apologize as she posted the wrong episode last time. The Pleasure Vault was supposed to come after the continutation of Clever Girl's New Toy. She apparently smoked quite the bifter before posting the last episode and her mind was a bit fuzzy.

So, without further ado, here is the continutation of Clever Girl's New Toy to be followed by The Pleasure Vault so that the episodes will be in the proper order.

We last left Clever Girl plunging from the heavens after the horrible realization that chickens can't actually fly....

Falling rapidly Clever Girl sends out a desperate call to her over sexed partner in stuper crime fighting.


"Spaced Girl, I NEED YOU!!!"

Landing with a crunch she's able to regain her feet and drag Marshall behind his tralier. she knows her only hope is to find the Disguisamator. Luckily it isn't too far from where she landed.

Concentrating, she remembers... her once firm buttocks, her slender waist, her luscious breasts.

And POOOOFFF!!!

She is once again the second sexiest stuperhero to ever walk the earth!

"Wait just one damn minute!"

Clever Girl rudely interrupts the flow of the story to glare at the Author.

"Hey, don't yell at me, Spaced Girl slipped me a bill to say that. If you have a better offer, we can negotiate."

Cursing under her breath, Clever Girl pulls two bills out of her Gadgo-Bra and hands them to the Author.

Taking the bills, the Author slips them into her thigh high Prada's and rewrites that last bit....

....World's sexiest stuperhero to boot!

"That's better.!" Clever Girl remarks.

Grabbing her new and ever so pasty boy toy Clever Girl is finally able to take to the sky properly.

Speeding towards the Fortress of Sanity and ULTIMATE PLEASURE Clever Girl now knows nothing can stand in her way.

CRACK!!!

The Disguisamator spontaneously fires and Marshall Mathers is now an enormous pink elephant.

Plummeting from the sky Clever Girl struggles to maintain her grip on her now ever so pink elephant lover and the Disguisamator....

When suddenly another loud CRACK and Marshall is now the 3 foot bunny vibrator Clever Girl fondly knows as Benny.

"How 'bout a nice shorty and a bifter, eh Clever Girl?" He croons.

Reversing her downward trajectory Clever Girl is once again able to gain altitude and while struggling to recalibrate the Disguisamator it again CRACKS loudly and Marshall's apperance changes one again...

This time he's a sleek black penguin. Slipping between her well manicured hands he falls rapidly to his death.

"No!!!!!" Clever Girl screams, diving madly towards her lusty penguin boy.

"Buster, oh Buster!" Marshall screeches, trying desperately to cover his eyes with his wings.

Finally catching up to him Clever Girl shakes the penguin formerly known as Slim Shady and yells, "Snap out of it! Think damn you! Think of the man you once were!!"

"Oh Buster!" He cries out.

SMACK!!!

Clever Girl cuffs him upside the head. "Snap out of it! You self indulgent pity monger!"

Searching desperately for her extra batteries she realizes the only solution is to make a manual adjustment....

"Mmmmmm manual adjustment..."

But where are the batteries???? Clever Girl always carries extras...She's just clever like that.

"Damn Spaced Girl and her ever debilitating battery addiction!!!"

Oh, great Goddess, what is our poor stuperhero to do? Will Spaced respond to Clever Girl's ever so desperate call for help and bring her batteries in just the nick of time? Or will Marshall forever be trapped in the body of a penguin resembling his favorite stuffy Buster? Tune in next time Good Citizens for the continuation of this spine tingling adventure!