The adventures of Clever Girl Assassin and Spaced Girl Hero http://stuperheroes.blogspirit.com/clever_girl_assassin/ Fri, 17 Nov 2006 16:35:44 +0100 blogSpirit.com All Rights Reserved http://stuperheroes.blogspirit.com/archive/2006/06/07/about-clever-girl-assassin.html http://stuperheroes.blogspirit.com/archive/2006/06/07/about-clever-girl-assassin.html noreply@blogspirit.com (Stuperheroes) Clever Girl Assassin Wed, 07 Jun 2006 15:57:46 +0200 As <strong>Brigitte Bleauballer </strong>(my less than stuper alter-ego) I’m an all-work and no-play rocket scientist. Working in an underground top-secret facility (close to the very bowels of the earth) I bide my time until both my identities will merge creating possibly the sexiest most dangerous weapon in the world. With wild red curls piled atop my head and held in place by numerous pens and pencils (leaving a sparse pocket protector in my long white lab coat) I assume the role ‘Mad scientist’. But…. By night I am <strong>Clever Girl Assassin</strong>. Outfitted with hot-pink leotards and a high-tech holster holding my many secret weapons and gadgets I patrol the night skies looking to protect and punish… my trusty <strong>Paddle O’ Justice </strong>at my side. <br /><br /><br />How I met <strong>Spaced Girl Hero</strong>:<br />During one of my many unjust incarcerations in the loony bin, I bumped into <strong>Raven Ridesemraw</strong>. I was being held for questioning by a militant man-woman with a wicked sense of style and a lust for sadistic pleasures when I realized I was still wearing my Gadgo-bra - which was equipped with my ever-handy ‘liquidifier’. Nonchalantly reaching between my billowing breasts I find the flip switch and activate it turned myself into a puddle of pinkish liquid where I was able to sloosh under the door and make my getaway. Once back in my supple form I ran down the long corridor leading to freedom when suddenly there was a loud <em><strong>CLASH </strong></em>and blinding flash of light as we collided. Dazed and confused we suddenly realized that something strange had happened…. To our amazement we discovered we had activated Stuperhero powers within us.<br /><br /><br />Who is <strong>Captain Jack</strong>?<br />During a highly dangerous experiment with ultra-hyper violet blue gas a stray Cockatoo came whizzing down the hall to my lab. Before I could react it flew straight into the hyper-ray. With just enough fight to let out an ear piercing ‘Squawk’ it crash-landed into a puddle of retro viral DNA sludge. Now featherless and missing an eye I couldn’t resist its unquestionable appeal (or the horror of it all). Together Spaced and I nursed it back to health giving it the name <strong>Captain Jack </strong>and a rhinestone studded eye patch to cover the gaping hole.<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>Raves and Favs</strong><br /><br />Book: Jean-Pierre Vigier and the Stochastic Interpretation of Quantum Mechanics<br /><br />Food: Yogurt covered nuts....mmmm nuts...<br /><br />Music: Punk/Alternative<br /><br />Bands: Trip Shakespeare, Scissor Sisters, Green Day, Flogging Molly<br /><br />Weapon: Cappuccino Maker of Death<br /><br />TV: SG-1--Daniel Jackson, Jack O'Neil and Teal'C...Oh Yeah!<br /><br />Weakness: Shoes and that high pitch girl shreek of Howard's<br /><br />Gadget: Disguesemator<br /><br />Movie: Shaun of the Dead<br /><br />Fetishes: <br /> Spanking<br /> Paddling<br /> Calamine Lotion<br /> Breaking their will<br /> Pink<br /> Flowers<br /> Plaster<br /><br />Personal Quote: "On your knees boys!"